Conversations of the unknown...

I am currently sitting next to the funniest couple I have ever had the privilege of ease dropping on... here are some of the sample conversations I have been able to listen to...

Woman: "Awe look at that dog.  And the owner... do you think she has nice bosoms?"
Man: "I suppose.  I think it depends on what you like.  Clothing has the opportunity to make anything look better than it actually is"
Woman: "Yeah, you are right.  I just think they look very nice.
Man: "I think she is physically challenged leg-wise"

Woman: "My feet are swollen.  Do they look swollen?
Man: "Well they look square.  But they have always looked square"
Woman: "Yes you're right, they are square.  Like a witch"

Woman: "What do you think is on that lady's face?"
Man: "I think it is a bandage"
Woman: "Why on earth would she wear that on her nose?"
Man: "I think because she may have had surgery"
Woman: "Why on earth would you have surgery.  Why would you wear that on your nose"
Man: "We should not talk ill of her"
Woman: "She cannot hear us talking about her"
Man: "Yes, I think that is the best thing"

Woman: "Look at that man's muscles.  He has some really big deltoids."
Man: "Yes, they are large"
Woman: "Do you think he just pumped all his muscles up?"
Man: "Yes I suppose"
Woman: "No, it looks like he is going to be in a magazine.  He looks like he has been sprayed for one of those contest things"
Man: "Interesting"
Woman: "Its like that woman at the Y.  She glues herself into her bikini and gets her pictures taken.  They spray the tan on her.  You know, the tan"
Man: "Yes, just like the man with exploding arms"
Woman: "I think I work out for different reasons.  I am not using steroids or anything."

I am going to stop recording their words, but they are easily the funniest couple I have ever been able to listen to.  I imagine they have a very interesting life, full of laughs due to how hilarious they are.  But I do not think they know how funny they really are.  I think this is their "normal". I hope I can have conversations like these two as I get older.